There are 2 types of black women in this life the one that finds the information out that you’ve been tryna hide and she blows up and throws it in your face and leaves without thinking and the kind that finds out and uses that info to build a case against you and you’ll either find yourself in court where she’s taking 99.99 percent of everything you own or she’s slowly getting her stuff together & you find a post-it on your fridge and empty closets
There are guys that I would date but I really just wanna be intergrated into their family cause like their family is soo cute, little sister so nice, his moms loves me & his dad thinks I’m perfect so I dont even wanna date him just have his Mom adopt me lol
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.